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Shop TeesSilently Judging
For the thoughts you had the decency not to say out loud. Quiet judgment, now wearable.
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This Could’ve Stayed Unsaid — Quiet Judgment Tee
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THAT’S ENOUGH — Final Warning Tee
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That Was A Decision — Judgment Tee
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Sure — Frog Expression Tee
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Still No — Firm Boundary Tee
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Social Battery: Critical — Over It Tee
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Seen. Ignored. Moved On — Unbothered Tee
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RESPECTFULLY, NO — Polite Refusal Tee
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Match Day Judgment
Reviewed. Questioned. Still judging. Football-adjacent SCT pieces for questionable calls, loud watch parties, group-chat analysis, and people who saw enough.
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VAR Said No — Sarcastic T-Shirt
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Under Review — Witty Tee
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Seen. No Foul — Dark Humour Tee
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Reviewed Rejected — Over It Tee
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The Unsaid Collection
Where quiet observation meets sharp restraint. A tea-inspired collection for moments when you sip, note, and move on.
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BREWING — The Dictionary Tee
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CUPPA — The Dictionary Tee
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HOT TEA — The Dictionary Tee
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OVER-BREWED — The Dictionary Tee
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Phone Cases
A whole personality for your phone. Bold, protective, and low-key judgemental -...
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The Unsaid Collection
The Unsaid is where quiet observation meets sharp restraint. A tea-inspired collection...
Deep Brew Thoughts
Thoughtful designs for quiet moments and louder thoughts. Brewed slowly. Judgement optional.
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And Yet, Here We Are — Deep Brew Thoughts Tee
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Barely Participating — Low Energy Tee
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Functioning, Technically — Burnout Humour Tee
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I’m At Capacity — Over It Tee
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Test Kitchen
Test Kitchen is where we experiment. Different models, different vibes, no strict rules. These are Brew Lab experiments - ideas we’re testing outside the usual SCT brief. Some will stick. Some won’t. That’s the point.
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Heard You: Don’t Care — Dismissive Tee
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People Happened — Social Battery Tee
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Tank Low. Kettle On — Low Energy Tee
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INFUSED — The Dictionary Tee
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Noted
This collection is for polite acknowledgements with no follow-up. Calm on the surface. Final in tone.
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Noted. We’re Done Here — Declarative Tee
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Noted — Minimal Sarcasm Tee
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Noted. I Disagree — Calm Rebuttal Tee
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Message Received — Clean Sarcasm Tee
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Drinkware
Sip first. React later. Mugs and tumblers for people who’ve already made up their mind.
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Already No — White Ceramic Mug (11oz)
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Been Through a Lot — Black Ceramic Mug (11oz)
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Cold World: Hot Tea – Sarcastic Stainless Steel Tumbler (20oz)
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Had Opinions — White Ceramic Mug (11oz)
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Freshly Brewed
Our latest arrivals, served hot. Freshly Brewed features new designs, updated favourites, and freshly poured sarcasm ready to wear or gift.
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Noted — Minimal Frog Tee
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SIPS — The Dictionary Tee
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Already No — White Ceramic Mug (11oz)
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Calm On The Outside — Petty Tee
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Minimal words. Maximum attitude.
Designed → Printed → Shipped